Pink Sunset

I stepped out of the white stretched limousine onto the red carpet. The premiere of my new film, 'Pink Sunset' was being held at the Grand Palace Theatre. As I gracefully walked down the red carpet, fans cried 'Helena, Helena!' demanding that I stop to sign autographs. One fan in his exuberance came riding onto the red carpet on a bicycle dressed as a gorilla ! In my haste to avoid a collision with the crazed primate I attempted to dash into the theatre however one of my stiletto shoes caught in my long Vivenne Westwood gown and I stumbled to the floor and everyone laughed!